I recently watched a film where a character claimed that God must be gay because he did such a good job decorating the planet. Though quite funny this is clearly unsound doctrine. We all know quite well that God likes chicks. Unless of course God is a chick then He likes dudes. I mean She likes dudes, can God be a she? God made Adam in his image so he clearly has a penis. Though this confuses me because God made Adam to have an intimate companionship with. I would think he would have made Eve first for that….Wait a minute, is God gay?!
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